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ilovecharts:

I don’t know where that very misguided chart about wearing pants went to, but either way, I fixed it immediately.
In the great words of Homer J. Simpson, “Don’t you hate pants?”
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I also have no idea where it went. Weird…
I’m going to take my pants off and get to the bottom of this. Pause.

ilovecharts:

I don’t know where that very misguided chart about wearing pants went to, but either way, I fixed it immediately.

In the great words of Homer J. Simpson, “Don’t you hate pants?”

-exexexexexexex 

I also have no idea where it went. Weird…

I’m going to take my pants off and get to the bottom of this. Pause.

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The Great American Pie Experiment, part seven: 40 minutes later we’re done. Now I have to wait until tomorrow to find out how it tastes.

The Great American Pie Experiment, part seven: 40 minutes later we’re done. Now I have to wait until tomorrow to find out how it tastes.

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The Great American Pie Experiment, part six: And boom! In the oven.

The Great American Pie Experiment, part six: And boom! In the oven.

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The Great American Pie Experiment, part five: A layer of crushed hazelnuts.

The Great American Pie Experiment, part five: A layer of crushed hazelnuts.

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The Great American Pie Experiment part four: Everything was going so well. So, so well. Then I had to roll the pastry. I’ve never generally been good at rolling things and I haven’t had much experience with pastry, so it got nasty. I made a rookie error in not letting  my dough warm up. In the end, I kind of mushed everything into the pan. It’s how it tastes that counts, right?

The Great American Pie Experiment part four: Everything was going so well. So, so well. Then I had to roll the pastry. I’ve never generally been good at rolling things and I haven’t had much experience with pastry, so it got nasty. I made a rookie error in not letting  my dough warm up. In the end, I kind of mushed everything into the pan. It’s how it tastes that counts, right?

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The Great American Pie Experiment part three: in goes the pumpkin, sugar, spice mix, coconut cream and some other stuff that I can’t remember. Here’s the recipe I’m using.

The Great American Pie Experiment part three: in goes the pumpkin, sugar, spice mix, coconut cream and some other stuff that I can’t remember. Here’s the recipe I’m using.

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The Great American Pie Experiment, part two: Screw canned pie filling! I’m doing this old school.

The Great American Pie Experiment, part two: Screw canned pie filling! I’m doing this old school.

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The Great American Pie Experiment, part one: I made the dough myself, using this recipe (forget what they say about a dough scraper, you can use a spatula with a sharp end). It was too messy to photograph though. As you can see here, my household is so classy we use wine bottles as rolling pins.

The Great American Pie Experiment, part one: I made the dough myself, using this recipe (forget what they say about a dough scraper, you can use a spatula with a sharp end). It was too messy to photograph though. As you can see here, my household is so classy we use wine bottles as rolling pins.

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